This Is How You Properly Cross A Street...

"MoparKetchup" (moparketchup) 11/04/2013 at 09:21 • Filed to: gif

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Without talking on the cellphone and focusing on crossing to the other side.

Hooker > MoparKetchup 11/04/2013 at 09:30

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Yes. This. Street, parking lot, my driveway. Scurry, don't saunter. My 90 year old grandmother walks faster while crossing a street than people less than half her age.

imadeaburner > MoparKetchup 11/04/2013 at 09:37

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I've been known to shout and yell at kids crossing to slow.

A few people have come at my car like they were gonna hit me or some shit.

My reaction is to jump out the car at them, they usually run when they see a short guy who has a fair amount of muscle. Granted I don't fight, and the last time I got the chance to hit someone I knocked him out in one punch, I'm fairly confident I can take someone in a crosswalk fight.

Mattbob > imadeaburner 11/04/2013 at 10:06

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